webnovelfull Chapter 171 Distress Uncle!
Chapter 171 Distress Uncle!
Chapter 171 Distress Uncle!
As for Dai, Jiang Yu doesn't want to touch her now.
Let her listen next door first!
Han Linlin and Jiang Yu, who newly joined the A9 theater, didn't take it either, and let her develop on her own.
The reason is simple, trouble!
She is not like the Twelve Goddesses and Dai, who can be folded up and carried with her.
At two o'clock in the afternoon, the energetic Jiang Yu put away [Yuan Space] and opened the world chat channel.
The increase in reputation yesterday gave Jiang Yuxin a permission.
World channel pinned news permission, only three messages can be pinned a day, and each message can last for 24 hours or be replaced by the next one.
Jiang Yu was deeply touched yesterday when he saw those millions of fresh adventurers turned into sea monsters who only knew how to kill and were bombarded to death.
In the past, he didn't understand. He only knew that it was wrong to be the envoy of the gods, but he couldn't tell what was wrong. He could only remind all adventurers not to turn to the gods.
But now he understands.
What bullshit angel?
To put it bluntly, it is just becoming the parasitic cannon fodder of the gods!
The ancients said that if you are poor, you will take care of yourself alone, and if you are rich, you will benefit the world. The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.
In the past, Jiang Yu wanted to put this aside, so that he could live a relaxed and comfortable life.
But now, he doesn't want to give up.
After all, the death of nearly a million people is not just for fun.
The rest of humanity, billions more
Sticky message.
[Jiang Yu 21.128524: Yesterday in the C55 war zone of the Ghana Protoss camp, millions of people turned into unconscious sea monsters, and most of them were killed by my A9 war zone. In order to ensure that human beings can continue to reproduce, please try to stay away from the gods. If you have any difficulties, You can come to the A9 theater next time you go to the world of regional warfare, join my theater, and I will protect your safety. 】
At this time, Jiang Yu still didn't want to force them.
If you want to become the envoys of the gods, let them go, if you want to join the A9 theater, then come.
It is worth mentioning that after the million-person blind date meeting yesterday, the number of adventurers in theater A9 increased to 20, more than doubling.
Not all of them have found a mate and let a mate join the A9 war zone.
In other words, polygamy or polyandry is quite common.
Not much gossip, Jiang Yu started digging in front of him.
[Ding, crushed mud +1]
[Ding, crushed mud +1]
Breaking through the white paper barrier, a small dilapidated wooden house appeared before the eyes, and the door was not even closed.
It is the most primitive [metaspace] for an adventurer, and it has not been upgraded.
Inside, there was an uncle-level adventurer wearing big underpants and a messy beard, lying on the ground and sleeping.
Saliva, flowing all over the place.
Jiang Yu immediately felt no guilt. You see, the uncle slept until two o'clock and didn't wake up. At first glance, it seems that he worked hard to get up at twelve o'clock!
The uncle slept soundly, and didn't notice Jiang Yu's entry at all.
He even turned over, scratched his back unconsciously, and fiddled with his big underpants, accidentally revealing his red underwear full of holes.
Jiang Yu instantly thought of it.
With this uncle's living standard, I'm afraid I've been wearing these underwear for more than a month
Distressed uncle!
Jiang Yu casually took out a pair of pink technological underwear from [Metaspace].
The material of this kind of underwear is smooth and breathable, and the pattern gives people a cyberpunk feeling, full of sense of technology.
In particular, a full ten LED strips are dotted on it, which not only enhances the aesthetics, but also heats up.
Crazy and cool.
Putting the underwear at the door of [Yuan Space], Jiang Yu said to himself: "System, sign in!"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host No.90 for successfully signing in to the three rooms, and you will be rewarded with the best silk men's underwear (excellence)*9!"
In Jiang Yu's hands, nine pairs of underwear of different colors appeared.
Exceptional quality panties that sparkle orange
If you get this kind of underwear for ordinary people, you can't wait to wear it outside, so that everyone can know that your underwear is of excellent quality.
The low-key Jiang Yu would definitely not do such a shameless thing.
Of course, it may also be that the excellent quality is too younger, and Jiang Yu disdains it.
This kind of underwear does not need to be washed, Jiang Yu puts it on directly in the tunnel digging forward, and a cool and comfortable feeling surges from bottom to top.
One word, cool!
Half an hour later, Jiang Yu came to the third room of No.90.
This is a forest full of natural atmosphere, but Jiang Yu, who has a keen sense, smelled a strong and unusual smell.
It smells bloody!
With a foul smell of blood!
However, the forest in front of me is quiet and silent. It seems that there are no small animals or insects, and it is so quiet that it makes people panic.
If you want to dig to the next room, you have to go through this forest.
Taking out the biological breath detector, everything is normal, the trees in the forest in front of me are small green dots one after another.
It would be terrifying to pass directly.
Although Jiang Yu is powerful, she is still a normal person. A normal person will be afraid, afraid of ghosts hiding under the bed, afraid of ghosts that suddenly appear in the mirror when going to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
"Hiss—I can't think about it anymore, the more I think about it, the more frightening I feel!" Jiang Yu shuddered.
The brain is something that is sometimes out of your control.
The more you don't want to think about something, the more you jump into your mind desperately.
"I'm bored, let's destroy it!" Jiang Yu took out the Vulcan cannon with his backhand, and fired at the quiet forest in front of him.
Boom boom boom boom!
Countless artillery fire poured down.
System prompts sounded repeatedly.
[System prompt: Congratulations on successfully killing the strange treant (excellence)*1, reward yuan (orange) +1! 】
[System prompt: Congratulations on successfully killing the nightmare treant (epic)*1, reward yuan (red) +1! 】
The outer forest is just a cover, and there are actually a lot of treants inside!
It's still the same kind of old Yinbi, who usually pretends to be a normal tree, and when you come over, he will attack you!
Kill them all!
Ten minutes later, the forest in front of Jiang Yu turned into black charcoal, fell to the ground, and raised a cloud of black ash.
Satisfied.
This time, the terrifying and frightening atmosphere disappeared completely, and a scent of burnt wood wafted in the room.
"System, sign in!"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host No.90 for successfully signing in the three rooms! Reward the tree people's last wraith (epic)*1!"
A small pure white treant like condensed smoke appeared in front of Jiang Yu.
It is said to be a wraith, but in fact the little tree man is like a half-meter-high wooden stake with a pair of hands and feet, a pair of eyes, a nose, a mouth and a pair of ears.
Pretty cute.
【The Last Wraith of the Treant Clan】
[Quality: Epic]
[Strength Rating: LV.5]
【Strength: 5】
[Agility: 5]
【Intelligence: 5】
【Physical Strength: 5】
[Introduction: The last wraith produced after the destruction of the tree people can possess any plant, increasing its strength by 50%, and is controlled by the wraith. After being possessed, the temperature around the plant will drop when it is hot , heats up when it’s cold, and keeps at 26°C all the time]
Isn't this a central air conditioner?
Jiang Yu complained, pinched the little tree man's ears and walked towards the iron-blooded guard vine attached to [Yuan Space].
Throw lightly.
(End of this chapter)