webnovelfull Chapter 57 Are You Jealous of Me?
Chapter 57 Are You Jealous of Me?
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[Uncle, are you really a spiritual plant cultivator? Can you really hear plants talking? ]
[Can you hear animals talking? I just slapped a mosquito to death. I wonder if it will curse me too!]
[Is this true? I just finished weeding an acre of grass yesterday. What should I do? Will I be cursed to death?]
This is an exaggeration.
"Then you better be careful. Old Liu in our village killed too many plants in his lifetime. Last year, he was weeding in the field when he fell to the ground and was cursed to death!"
The uncle spoke in a very serious manner. The netizen who pulled out weeds from an acre of land was just joking, but he couldn't help but shudder when he heard him being so serious.
But the uncle softened his tone again, "As long as you keep them alive, they won't bear grudges. But you must remember not to kill them again in the future."
Netizens stroked the goose bumps on their arms and thought, just pull out the weeds, why use the word "kill"? It's really scary!
Chi Qiao frowned, and netizens asked: "Is it more nervous?" Netizens asked her for answers.
[Master, can plants really talk? ]
[I heard that plants can emit a kind of sound waves. Are they talking? ]
But before Chi Qiao could answer, another person came over from the crowd outside. He was also a middle-aged man. He saw the fat woman and asked if they were arguing about the weeds in the garlic field.
"how do you know?"
The woman and several others looked at the middle-aged uncle, who was a little speechless, "I saw it on my way home from get off work last night."
He recently took on a job building a house in the next village, and he doesn't get off work until dark every night. But when he came back last night, he saw Niu Er planting grass in the field and chatting with the grass.
At that time, the moon was covered by dark clouds, and the moonlight shining through the thick clouds looked furry. Looking at such a strange scene, he felt so cold that he broke out in a cold sweat.
"Then why don't you stop him!"
The fat woman sighed and regretted that if she had been there at the time, she would have definitely gone up and scratched Hua Niu Er's face.
But the middle-aged man didn't dare to step forward to stop them in that situation. He was afraid that Niu Er would see him and trap him as well. He even rode his electric scooter as if he was racing.
"Second Aunt, you know he has a problem with his brain. Last year, my dad had a heart attack while working in the fields. He couldn't be saved, and they said he was cursed to death by the grass! I saw him planting grass and chatting with the grass in the fields. I was so scared that I didn't dare to go near him."
The middle-aged man also felt aggrieved. With such a lunatic in the village, he didn't even dare to walk at night.
Several neighbors imagined the scene and got goose bumps on their arms. The fat woman was speechless. She cursed the person inside the door as a psycho and turned around to go back to weeding the field. The neighbors also dispersed.
There are real-time translation comments on the Internet by people who understand the local dialect, and then:......
So Old Man Liu didn’t die from a curse, but from a heart attack?
So this uncle is not a spiritual plant cultivator, but a psychopath?
Netizens have a feeling of being helpless and complaining, "I took off my pants and showed it to you, but I don't know what I wanted to see." Based on experience, those who come to the master for fortune-telling are not ordinary people. Otherwise, they would have guessed from the beginning that the fortune-teller was a mental patient.
However, I still hope that Chi Qiao can give a more metaphysical explanation, and the barrage of comments on the live broadcast screen is overwhelmed.
Chi Qiao thought about it and gave everyone a scientific and official explanation. Plants can indeed emit sound waves. For example, when they are dry or scared, they will emit specific sound waves, but their language system is not the same as ours. They can't speak words that we can understand, nor do they understand things like dying with their eyes open and cursing.
Even if there are spiritual plant cultivators who can communicate with plants in the world of immortal cultivation, before plants, such simple creatures, become spirits, spiritual plant cultivators can only hear the simple sound waves they emit and understand their meaning, and cannot hear them speak at all. Only when spiritual plants have their intelligence and join the human world and learn human language and culture, will they understand human-related things such as curses, and can communicate with humans without obstacles.
But now the spiritual energy in the whole world is so thin that even the spiritual medicines in the mountains cannot be awakened, let alone the weeds in the fields.
However, Chi Qiao did not say anything about the world of immortal cultivation later on. Anyway, the conclusion is that weeds do not have and cannot speak.
Netizens couldn't help but feel disappointed. On the one hand, they trusted Chi Qiao very much, and on the other hand, this was their worldview for decades.
Suddenly, I looked at the uncle with a strange look in my eyes. Uncle, you are a psychopath! Isn't this a waste of my feelings?
But the uncle was unhappy when he heard Chi Qiao say that, "They are also living things, why can't they speak?"
As he spoke, he seemed to have suddenly realized something. "Are you afraid that I am more talented than you, and that I will practice faster than you after joining the sect? Are you jealous of me? My friend, don't worry. Even if I practice to a higher level than you in the future, I will not bully you. You helped me introduce him to my father, so you are my benefactor. I will protect you! And everyone else, I will protect you and our country!"
Chi Qiao and netizens were a little silent.
[Let’s not talk about whether to protect or not, uncle, have you taken your medicine today? 】
[Uncle, where are your family members? Are you alone at home? Do you know where the medicine is? ]
[Uncle, go take your medicine first and then we can talk.]
[Are you a fan of fantasy novels? You have read a lot of them.]
Netizens were concerned about the uncle's physical and mental state. The uncle was a little annoyed after reading their comments. Although netizens did not say that he was mentally ill, what was the point of asking him to take medicine? They were just like the villagers, thinking that he was mentally ill.
"Only you mortals would not understand me!"
The uncle stopped reading the comments and disdained to talk to this group of ignorant mortals. He just looked at Chi Qiao and said, "My friend, what do you think? There are many benefits to introducing me!"
Chi Qiao smiled helplessly. Well, he thought he was just kidding, so he said, "I have just told the sect about your situation. They are willing to accept you and have written your name into the sect. Someone will deliver the elixir later. Remember to take it on time. Only by taking it on time can your realm be improved."
"Really? I have already joined your sect? Then I don't need to practice in the sect?"
The uncle was overjoyed, his eyebrows almost flew up.
"No need. All the disciples in our sect who are below the foundation-building stage practice at home. Look at me, I am also at home."
Chi Qiao's lies sounded very serious, and although there were many loopholes, the uncle was not very smart, so he just believed it after a moment of doubt, "My friend, I will always remember your kindness!"
But he asked again in confusion: "Didn't you just say there is no sect? And you also said that plants don't have and can't talk, you are not lying to me!"
Chi Qiao was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that the uncle could catch bugs.
This is quite logical for a sick person. But he didn't panic, and smiled calmly, "I was jealous of you just now, afraid that you would surpass me in practice. But then I thought about it, you are gifted, it would be a pity to miss you."
The uncle laughed teasingly, "You want benefits, hahaha. Don't worry, when my elixir arrives, I'll give you half!"
This...is not necessary.