The inner voice was overheard, and the whole court was eating melons together

Chapter 619 Blind Date for the Elderly

Since then, Fu Pinshan never went to the backyard again. After leaving court every day, he would go to the children's yard...

The concubines were even happier and freer, they didn’t have to deal with anyone, they just ate and drank every day, their lives were so carefree…

These are all things for later.

……

Song Yaoyao looked at Fu Pinshan who was leaving with his sleeves swung and said:

[Leaving now? I thought Fu Pinshan would fight with these concubines, but I didn't expect it to end like this. 】

Guagua: [They can’t fight.]

Fu Pinshan felt it was humiliating enough that he was plotted against by these concubines.

Besides, after so many years, there are too many interests involved between him and the families of these concubines.

Even if Fu Pinshan was angry, he would not deal with these concubines, there were more than a dozen of them.

If so many people were dealt with at once, it would be difficult to explain to the families of these concubines.

If the censor knew about this, he would definitely report him. If the emperor asked about it at that time, then the whole court would know about what happened in his backyard.

Wouldn't that be even more embarrassing? 】

Song Yaoyao: [So, be a good person and don’t be too affectionate. ]

After eating this melon, Song Qinghui and Liu Zheheng also agreed with this statement.

Never deceive or provoke women. If you make them angry, they will stretch out their sharp claws and scratch you beyond recognition!

Guagua: [Yeah.

Host, there are other melons in this restaurant, do you want to eat them? 】

Song Yaoyao: [Eat, eat, eat.]

Gua Gua: [Okay, host.

I'll send you the image, you can see it for yourself. 】

Song Yaoyao: [Okay.]

After a moment, the picture came over.

There were three people sitting in a private room.

One of them was dressed as a matchmaker.

Song Yaoyao: [Is this a blind date? ]

Guagua: [Not bad.

The two people who were on a blind date, the man is 60 years old this year, and the woman is 55 years old. 】

Song Yaoyao: [Twilight romance! This is fine!

I have never seen elderly people go on blind dates, but today I can see it for myself! 】

The matchmaker introduced to Aunt Cai:

"This is Uncle Ma."

The matchmaker said to Uncle Ma:

“This is Aunt Cai.

Now that you know each other, if you have any questions, you can ask each other now. "

Just after saying this, Aunt Cai looked at the matchmaker with dissatisfaction and said:

“I’ve told you many times, don’t call me Aunt Cai, you should call me Madam Cai.

Auntie, Auntie, am I that old?

I am still in my prime years, but you are calling me old.”

The matchmaker saw that Aunt Cai was angry, so she slapped her mouth and said:

“Madam Cai, I’m sorry, I’m old and my memory is a little bad. I’ve remembered it this time and I won’t make the same mistake next time.

You are a great man and you don't bear grudges. Please forgive me this time!"

"Okay, but there won't be a next time."

"Yes Yes Yes."

Aunt Cai then turned to look at the man in front of her, sized him up, and said:

"I heard that your family makes a living by selling tofu?"

Uncle Ma said a little awkwardly, "Yes."

"Why do you want to marry another wife at this age?"

Uncle Ma told the truth:

"My children have all started their own families and careers, and I don't need to worry about them anymore.

Usually the children are busy and seldom come back, so I am alone at home and I want to find someone to accompany me.

If we talk to each other, we won’t feel so lonely.”

Aunt Cai nodded:

“I’ve heard about your situation from Matchmaker Liu.

Today is our first meeting, so I will start by telling you about myself. This is something that Liu the Matchmaker doesn’t know.”

"it is good."

“Don’t look at my age, but I won’t admit old age.

I still feel like I'm 18.

I like the little girls' clothes, jewelry, and makeup.

Not only do I like it, I also dress like that on a daily basis.

Some people say that when we get old, we should accept our age, but I don’t think so.

What's wrong with getting old?

Who says you can’t wear pretty, bright clothes when you’re old?

I just want to wear those beautiful clothes.”

Uncle Ma nodded. He could tell from the way Aunt Cai was wearing it today.

Today, Aunt Cai was wearing a pink dress, her face was made up, and she had a gold hairpin and two silver hairpins on her head.

She wore long tassel pearl earrings on her ears and her nails were also painted in nail polish.

Aunt Cai continued to ask:

"After marriage, I will still dress like this. I want to make this clear in advance."

Uncle Ma still nodded.

Aunt Cai stood up and said:

"Can you stand up and take a few steps?"

Uncle Ma didn't understand what was going on, but he still stood up and walked back and forth a few steps.

Aunt Cai took a look, moved closer, and asked:

"How are you feeling?"

“I’m in good health, nothing wrong with me.

I can also grind and sell tofu, so supporting my family is not a problem.”

Aunt Cai blinked, moved closer again, and motioned Uncle Ma to come closer.

When Uncle Ma came closer, Aunt Cai said:

“That’s not what I meant.

I want to ask you, how is your health? Can you have sex normally after marriage?

I want a real man. I don’t want to remain single after remarriage.

I don’t want to be a widow!”

After hearing this, Song Yaoyao spat out a mouthful of water:

[This is too direct!]

Many people only dared to ask in their hearts, Aunt Cai is really amazing, how dare she ask such a question in front of others? 】

Guagua: [Indeed, in modern terms, this is called avant-garde thinking.]

Song Yaoyao: [But it is also true, shouldn’t people ask clearly before getting married? ]

Matchmaker Liu was choked by Aunt Cai's words. She had been in this business for many years and had met many different kinds of people, but this was the first one who was as direct as Aunt Cai.

Uncle Ma's face flushed, but he still said:

"Yes, it's okay."

Aunt Cai kept asking:

"How many times a night?"

Song Yaoyao was choked again:

[Guagua, can we listen to this for free? ]

Gua Gua: [This is really explosive.

I originally wanted to see the blind date scene of the ancients, but I didn't expect to encounter such an explosive thing. 】

Uncle Ma’s face couldn’t get any redder, but he still raised two fingers.

Aunt Cai said dissatisfiedly:

“Hey, you can’t deny your age, it’s only been twice.

in those days……

Forget it, we are not suitable.”

When Uncle Ma heard that he was being disliked, he raised his head and said:

"You can ask around. Among all the old men, I, Old Ma, have the best physical strength."

“No matter how good you are, you are still not as good as young people, right?

Anyway, you don't have the physical strength, so we are not suitable."

"you……"

"What are you?"

Aunt Cai didn't want to talk to Uncle Ma anymore. She turned around and said to Matchmaker Liu:

"Matchmaker Liu, can you find me a reliable one? This one is too weak."

Matchmaker Liu rolled her eyes:

"You didn't tell me there was such a request before. Can you blame me?"