webnovelfull Chapter 416 Lost Love
Chapter 416 Lost Love
Someone took the opportunity to say:
"Tou Zhuang, the weather is good today. I can help you plow a few more acres of land."
Someone laughed and said:
"Erwa, if you want to operate the tiller, just say so. Is there any need to beat around the bush?"
Erwa scratched his head embarrassedly:
"Did you guys figure it out?"
"Anyone can see that."
Erwa smiled foolishly and embarrassedly:
"Seeing you guys operate it, I feel itchy inside, I want to try it too!"
……
Minister Song had already guessed everyone's curiosity and love for the tiller, but he still called Hu Zhuangtou over and told him:
"Hu Zhuangtou, this machine is extremely precious. There are only 10 in the entire Tianfeng Kingdom, and the emperor only has 2, so everyone must be extra careful and take good care of it when using it!"
Hu Zhuangtou had long guessed that the micro-tillage machine might be very precious, but he did not expect that the emperor only had two of them, and now they have two on their farm.
Isn’t it a great blessing for farmers like them to be able to see and operate a micro-tillage machine?
Only one is being used so far, and the other is still in the princess's yard and has not been brought to the field.
They will definitely be extra careful when using the tiller!
Hu Zhuangtou nodded quickly:
"Don't worry, sir. We will assign someone to guard the tiller."
Minister Song nodded:
"Next, you decide how to use the tiller."
"Yes."
……
Hu Zhuangtou selected a total of 10 men from the village, including the person who had previously taught him how to operate the micro-tillage machine.
From now on, the task of operating the micro-tillage machine to plow the land will be handed over to these 10 people.
……
Time passed quickly, and seeing that it was getting late, Song Yaoyao and the others prepared to return to the city.
On the way back to the city, the carriage was exceptionally quiet.
Guagua suddenly spoke up:
[Host, why don’t you speak?
This is a bit too quiet. 】
Song Yaoyao: [Didn't you break up with me? Why are you willing to talk to me now? ]
Guagua: [That was your unilateral statement about breaking up. I never said that.]
Song Yaoyao thought about it and realized that indeed, Gua Gua just ignored her. It was Song Yaoyao herself who said she wanted to break up with her, and Gua Gua didn't say anything!
Song Yaoyao: [Okay, I misunderstood. I thought you wanted to break up with me? ]
Gua Gua: [Host, you can't do this. You always misunderstand what I mean! Don't do this again next time! ]
Song Yaoyao: [Got it.]
Gua Gua: [Host, why didn’t you continue to coax me at that time?
I've made up my mind. You've coaxed me 27 times. If you coax me three more times, and it reaches 3 times in total, I will talk to you.
But you really have no perseverance. You are only three times away from trying and you won’t coax me no matter what!
I was so anxious!
You said you have already taken 27 steps towards me, why are you refusing to take another 3 steps towards me? 】
Song Yaoyao: [……]
Song Yaoyao never expected that Gua Gua would have so much drama in his mind!
How could she have guessed that a system would have such tricks?
Song Yaoyao: [Is it my fault that I didn't understand your thoughts? ]
Guagua: [Of course it’s your fault. If you could coax me three more times, I wouldn’t have remained silent for so long.]
Song Yaoyao: [……]
Song Yaoyao took a deep breath and avoided being mad at Gua Gua.
Gua Gua continued: [Host, now that you know the truth, do you regret not coaxing me three more times?
Are you regretting it so much that your intestines are turning green?
Host……】
Song Yaoyao could no longer suppress her primordial power and shouted:
I regret nothing.
No, I do regret it, I regret not slapping you against the wall directly, taking a picture of you;
I regret not throwing you into the frying pan and making you into croquettes;
I regret not throwing you into the oven and making you into a baked sweet potato...】
After Song Yaoyao finished speaking, she finally felt relieved!
During this time, Gua Gua let Song Yaoyao talk. After Song Yaoyao had finished venting, Gua Gua asked:
[Host, are you having your period? ]
Song Yaoyao let out a roar that resounded through the heavens and earth:
[Guagua, get out of here! Get out of here right now!]
Seeing that Song Yaoyao was really angry, Gua Gua muttered softly:
【Based on this condition, it is definitely dysmenorrhea! 】
Song Yaoyao is so angry at Gua Gua that she is about to become autistic!
This time it was Song Yaoyao's turn to remain silent.
Gua Gua: [Host, your period this month seems to have come earlier, the date is not accurate!
This has never happened before.
Host, do you want to see a doctor? 】
Song Yaoyao took a deep breath again before saying:
I'm fine, no problem!
Besides, I am a doctor myself, don’t I know whether there is any problem with my body or not? 】
Guagua: [Okay.]
After a moment, Guagua continued:
[Host, let me test your writing skills. How do you think?
I say one sentence and you take over the next one, how about that? 】
Song Yaoyao didn't want to talk at all, but Guagua, who was so tactless, acted as if he didn't see that Song Yaoyao was angry, and said:
[Song after song, every song is about my longing for you!]
Host, take the next sentence! 】
Song Yaoyao: [……]
Song Yaoyao just didn't say anything. Guagua didn't hear Song Yaoyao's voice for a long time, so he said:
[Oh, that's right, these are your shortcomings, you can understand even if you don't know them! ]
Song Yaoyao wanted to beat Gua Gua to death even more!
Guagua said to himself:
[Host, since you can’t do it, I will take it myself.]
Every song brings back my longing for you, every dream brings back my memories of you. 】
I wander alone in front of the flowers under the moon, feeling sad under the willows in the wind.
The past is like smoke gone with the wind, but today I am drunk and confused.
There are always beautiful women in the world, and the old times still seem vaguely in my dreams! 】
Song Yaoyao: [Guagua, are you heartbroken? ]
Guagua: [No.]
Song Yaoyao: [Then the poem you wrote is clearly about the feeling of being depressed after a breakup! ]
Guagua: [Really not! ]
Song Yaoyao: [Guagua, don't deny it. Is it because you are such a chatterbox that other mothers and sons dislike you and dumped you? ]
Guagua: [Wow wow wow…]?°(°ˉ??ˉ?°)°?
Song Yaoyao didn't expect that Gua Gua would burst into tears. This really made Song Yaoyao very upset!
Could it be that she was right?
Song Yaoyao asked tentatively:
[Guagua, have you really been dumped? ]
Gua Gua: [Host, you don’t know, that Xiao Mei is the most beautiful Tongzi. I didn’t expect that she is so realistic. She actually married our supervisor, the old Tongzi, for power.
It's really like a flower stuck in cow dung! 】
Song Yaoyao: [Just because you have little energy, people dumped you? ]
Guagua: [No, Xiaomei doesn’t even know that I like it! ]
Song Yaoyao: It turns out that Guagua is still secretly in love with me!
Guagua continues:
[I really didn't expect Xiaomei to be such a girl. I have liked her for so long, but now I know that she is such a girl.]