webnovelfull Chapter 137: Braised Egg Yu Zezhong
Chapter 137: Braised Egg Yu Zezhong
Song Yaoyao looked at the man and said sarcastically:
"Hey! Whose pants are not fastened tightly, exposing your thing?"
No one expected that Lord Xiao Song would be so tough.
This is too...
When these people curse at others, they are just bullying each other. No one has ever cursed others like this!
Yu Zezhong was a military general, and he had never heard such rude words!
For a moment, I really didn’t know how to answer it.
Minister Song covered Song Yaoyao's mouth with his hand.
Is it possible for a little girl like her to say such things?
Song Yaoyao wanted to pull her father's hand away and continue scolding him, but Minister Song covered her mouth tightly and dragged her away.
When Song Yaoyao left, she stared at Yu Zezhong. How dare he slander her second brother? Let's wait and see!
Yu Zezhong was so embarrassed to be confronted by a little girl like Song Yaoyao. After a long time, he responded:
"Vulgar, really vulgar! Disgraceful!"
In fact, Yu Zezhong regretted what he said.
He looked down on Minister Song. He was so happy about Song Qinghui's accident that he forgot about Song Yaoyao, the bad guy.
He knew exactly what Song Yaoyao was capable of.
He always had a bad feeling.
Everyone looked at Yu Zezhong as if he were a fool.
Minister Song is not scary, what is scary is Lord Song. No one among the court officials dares to mess with him.
They all have something shameful to do!
I’m afraid of provoking Lord Xiao Song and having my private matters exposed in public.
They can't afford to lose that person!
They are eager to please Lord Xiao Song, so how dare they offend him?
Some people also said, she is just a girl, what is there to be afraid of, if it really doesn’t work, just kill her!
Haha! It's easy to say. Last time, Cai Mingkun sent so many people to kill Song Yaoyao, but what was the result?
Song Yaoyao was safe and sound, but Cai Mingkun got himself into trouble!
They don’t want to follow in Tsai Ming-kun’s footsteps!
I don't know if Yu Zezhong is stupid or not, he actually slandered someone else's brother in front of Master Xiao Song. Maybe he has been living a good life for too long and wanted to seek some excitement!
Everyone instantly moved away from Yu Zezhong.
I’m afraid that Lord Xiao Song will misunderstand that they are in the same group and implicate them as well.
Although Song Yaoyao was dragged away, she kept cursing in her heart:
[Gua Gua, did you not check the almanac before going out this morning?
How come I encountered such a thing!
It's really a waste of time. Look how idle he is. 】
Guagua continued:
[Isn’t Yu Zezhong free?]
Host, do you know?
This guy is only in his thirties, but he has already become a Mediterranean. 】
As soon as the emperor came in, he heard Master Song cursing in his heart.
The emperor raised his eyebrows. Who had made Lord Xiao Song angry so early in the morning?
I guess I can eat melon again today.
When the emperor thought of this, his mood improved.
The ministers didn't understand what the Mediterranean Sea was, but the following conversation helped them understand.
Song Yaoyao: [Ah?
Isn't that a bald head? 】
Gua Gua: [Host, a bald head means there is no hair on the head, it is completely bald, that is called a bald head.
If you have a Mediterranean hair color, you still have a few hairs on your head. 】
As Guagua finished speaking, two cartoon characters' heads appeared on the screen above Song Yaoyao's head.
There was not a single hair on his head, and there were two words written next to it: BALD.
On another head, there was a circle of sparse hair around the head, but there was no hair at all in the middle of the head. There were three words marked next to it: Mediterranean.
Everyone: This painting is very vivid. They understood it at a glance.
It turns out that Yu Zezhong’s hair looks like this!
Everyone turned their eyes to Yu Zezhong's hair at the same time.
Song Yaoyao pursed her lips:
[They are all the same. They are all the same to me, just bald.
The Internet has given baldness a nicer name: boiled egg.
From now on I will call it Yu Zezhong Braised Egg.
Guagua, but I see that Ludan’s hair is very thick, is he wearing a wig? 】
Guagua: [Not bad!
Yu Zezhong himself had no hair, so he found two servants with thick hair in the mansion and forced them to cut their hair for him by using their indentures.
The servant had no choice but to cut off his hair and give it to Yu Zezhong.
Yu Zezhong spent a lot of money to hire someone to tailor this wig according to his head shape.
In ancient times, people believed that one's hair and body were given by one's parents. Yu Zezhong forcing the servants to cut their hair was equivalent to chopping off the heads of those two servants.
Although the two servants received a lot of rewards, they didn't dare to go out every day for fear of being seen...】
The video shows Yu Zezhong forcing the servants to cut their hair. Those two servants wanted to die!
Song Yaoyao: [This was a huge event in ancient times.
But in modern times, it is not a big deal at all.
Gua Gua, can you post some photos of modern men and women?
I haven't seen modern handsome men and beautiful women for a long time, I want to see some! 】
Gua Gua: [Host, currently only ancient photos and videos can be played. Modern photos and videos cannot be played.
I guess it will be playable after the next upgrade. 】
Song Yaoyao: [When will you upgrade again? ]
Guagua: [Guagua doesn’t know this either.]
Song Yaoyao: [Okay.
The wig thing is not explosive at all, it’s boring!
Do you have any melons with braised eggs? Change one. 】
Everyone looked at Yu Zezhong with gloating eyes. "Lulu Dan", this nickname seemed quite good!
From now on, they can call Lord Yu "Boiled Egg" behind his back!
When some people thought of the black and shiny boiled eggs and associated them with Lord Yu's head, they couldn't help but laugh out loud.
After the man laughed, he realized that he had lost his composure and quickly covered his mouth.
Everyone turned their eyes over.
Song Yaoyao also looked up:
[Guagua, what was that sound just now? It sounded like laughter.]
Guagua: [It shouldn’t be laughter. Who dares to laugh in the court?
I guess someone is burping. 】
Song Yaoyao: [That’s right, who would dare to laugh in the court if he doesn’t want to die?
Let's continue. 】
Just now, when Lord Xiao Song looked at everyone, they were all startled, afraid that they would be discovered.
Fortunately, it was a false alarm!
However, Lord Yu is really unlucky. Lord Song dug out a melon, but he still thought it was boring and continued to dig!
I wonder if Lord Yu regrets provoking Lord Xiao Song just now?
Gua Gua: [Host, you think this is boring, but in ancient times, this was a very explosive thing.]
Song Yaoyao: [It’s boring, change it. ]
Guagua: [Okay.
Host, Yu Zezhong's sister has a big secret, do you want to hear it? 】
Song Yaoyao: [Yes, yes, yes. ]
Guagua: [Yu Zezhong has a sister named Yu Tianrong.]
As Guagua finished speaking, a stunningly beautiful woman appeared on the screen above Song Yaoyao's head.
Yu Tianrong