Chapter 427 Crazy Squidward
Chapter 427 Crazy Squidward
When Chen Cheng saw the octopus brother crawling out, he pushed him back with force.
It was at this time that Huidun remembered that Chen Cheng had brought out an extraordinary thing from the ruins.
If he hadn't seen in the crystal book how abnormal these guys were when they were at their peak strength, he would never have believed that such an octopus could be a god.
But all known signs indicate that this guy is a god.
And judging from the records in the crystal book, these gods made into statues are not good gods, but rather evil gods.
Huidun whispered to Chen Cheng:
"Is it really okay to bring this thing back? The records in the crystal book are all about evil gods and heretics. Who knows if he has other devious means to restore his strength?"
Even though his voice was low enough, Squidward could still hear it clearly.
Then I heard Squidward hum in the jar:
"What a bullshit heresy! In the eyes of those lunatics, there is no good god in this world. I am so great that I can make all living beings become gods. They actually say that I am endangering the world. Isn't this pure bullshit?"
Originally, he thought he could hear some ancient secrets, but when he heard Squidward say something about giving everyone the ability to become gods, Chen Cheng knew that this guy was not a good person.
Because according to his understanding, those big villains, especially those who want to destroy the world, often shout slogans that are great, glorious and righteous.
Like making the world a better place or something.
They often shout such slogans and then do things to exterminate the whole world, because as long as all life disappears or is ruled by them, the world will be beautiful in their eyes.
And Squidward's so-called making everyone become gods is just the same as this slogan of making the world a better place.
And according to his understanding of the nature of Cthulhu mythology, this so-called deification should be said to be to make everyone alienated and become part of him.
Chen Cheng shook the earthenware jar in his hand and said:
"Don't think I don't know what kind of person you are. Just stay here obediently. Otherwise, even if I can't kill you, I will hurt you to death."
Squidward, who had already left the ruins, was also shaking. Now the outside world was a virgin land for him waiting to be cultivated.
How could he still be as timid as before?
Today he is going to tell this lowly mortal that he, Squidward, is a god, a great god.
Thinking of this, he jumped out of the mouth of the earthen jar.
Before he could make his immature declaration, Chen Cheng and others passed by and stopped to watch. After smelling the odor on the pedestrians, he vomited directly in mid-air.
Seeing an octopus suspended in mid-air and vomiting, the onlookers were very curious.
Chen Cheng thought that he was shaking too much and made him vomit.
However, when he thought about the fact that this damn octopus had come to this day, he felt inexplicably happy.
Squidward quickly dived back into the jar as if he was escaping for his life, and immediately blocked the mouth of the jar with his body.
At this time, Squidward in the clay pot was gasping for breath, and he was almost nauseated to death.
He didn't expect those lunatics to be so crazy that they turned a piece of seemingly prime fat meat into a lump.
Recalling the smell he had just smelled, he couldn't help feeling nauseous again.
But when he thought about his fragile body, which could actually be bullied by a tiny mortal, he made up his mind immediately.
So what? At least there’s something to eat.
Then, amid the cheers of the crowd, the Octopus brother flew out again.
Then everyone watched an octopus flying towards them, vomiting food. When it flew over their heads, the octopus screamed again.
The people below dispersed immediately.
Those who dispersed were not angry, but looked at the vomiting octopus with surprise.
They thought that this was the ancient octopus that Count Huidun brought out from some ruins. Although it looked the same, this octopus could actually vomit.
Chen Cheng also smiled awkwardly, and then caught Squidward back into the clay pot.
This time, Squidward in the clay pot not only vomited but also cried.
"What a talent! What a talent! There is actually a talent in this world who can be compared with me. He is even more greedy than me. Not only does he eat it, he also keeps eating it."
Afterwards, Squidward didn't care about Chen Cheng shaking the jar or anything like that, he just kept vomiting and crying, saying things like "what a talented person" while vomiting and crying.
When Chen Cheng listened closely, he thought that this Octopus Brother was crazy.
After all, his power comes from his mental strength, so perhaps he has a mental illness that would occur from time to time.
The news of Huidun and his team's exploration of the ancient ruins spread outside.
Of course, this matter was not reported by the City Lord's Mansion, but was news brought by merchants from all over the world.
After all, there were a lot of people going this time, and there was no concealment of the news, so it was naturally easily spread.
Seeing that their earl had returned safely from the exploration of the ruins, although these ordinary people did not know it before, the biggest topic of discussion in the entire kingdom in the past half month was the exploration of the ruins. Naturally, those wandering poets who came to Huidun City would also tell some stories about the ruins.
Therefore, everyone knows that as long as they can get out of the ruins, their future achievements will definitely be huge.
And now that their earl has come out safely and brought back such a magical octopus, they have reason to imagine that Huidun will become more and more powerful in the future, and their lives will become better and better.
Some people also thought that since the throne of the kingdom had not yet been decided, perhaps their own earl also had a hope of sitting in that position.
It can be said that when you reach a certain time and position, even if you don’t want to make progress, there will be people who will push you to make progress.
After entering the inner city, Chen Cheng and Hui Dun separated.
He hasn't been back for half a month, and there must be a lot of things piled up in this territory, so he has to go back to deal with them.
Chen Cheng went straight back to the college.
After there were fewer people around, Chen Cheng poured Squidward out of the clay jar.
Seeing the listless Squidward still calling him a talent, he moved closer to him and asked:
"Are you okay? I've never heard of a god being insane."
At this moment, Squidward was like a puddle of mud, and Chen Cheng was really afraid that he would die like this.
Squidward is his biggest gain in this line of work, and he has to do something with him.
Squidward's attention began to focus, and he glared at Chen Cheng.
Then he was about to jump up and slap Chen Cheng to vent his anger at Chen Cheng for bringing him into this toilet.
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