webnovelfull Chapter 581 Simulation Start
Chapter 581 Simulation Start
[The system standby time is 8 days, 9 hours and 8 minutes. Welcome to use the simulation system again (?9?_??)]
At dusk, Zagreus's shooting star dragged a stream of light across the sky, and the whole of Ohma gradually quieted down from the hustle and bustle of the day.
Jiang Fan lit an oil lamp, and the warm yellow light swayed gently in the wind, illuminating the area near the dining table.
Xing was lying on the recliner, wrapped in a white quilt and sleeping soundly. The quilt was kicked up by her, exposing her arms, legs, half of her shoulders, and her long gray hair.
Mimi lay on Xing's belly, curled up and wrapped herself tightly with her tail, like a lazy cat.
Xing is a simple-minded person with a pure personality. After playing around with Mimi, they gradually became familiar with each other. He touched Mimi's tail and said, "You are the cutest little creature I have ever seen."
As the saying goes, don't hit a smiling person. Xing flattered her with a few words, and Mimi couldn't get angry. Instead, she felt a little embarrassed by her praise.
Mimi put her hands on her hips, forced a stern face and nodded, saying that you don’t look like a bad person, and we are destined to meet, so I will spare you this time.
The man and his pet fell asleep on the bench while playing together. There was a slight snoring sound in the room, but Jiang Fan had no intention of sleeping. His mind was full of Omphalos' strangeness.
As he was thinking, he suddenly remembered something very important that he had almost forgotten.
"System, are you there?"
[Yes, I am always here (~へ~)]
Even with Jiang Fan's temperament, he couldn't help but feel guilty at this moment, thinking of the saying that as long as you become rich, don't forget your friends...
How come I forgot about the system somewhere and never paid attention to it again?
Whenever the system changes its host, I'm afraid he will have to hold on to the system simulation every day, looking forward to being invincible throughout the world and having all the beauties in his arms.
Unfortunately, the system has been assigned a host like him who can be described as a "salted fish", like a small farmer who works hard on his own one-third acre of land.
My only wish is to live a peaceful life with my loved ones, and hope that hail will not fall and destroy my farmland...
This feeling of guilt lingered in Jiang Fan's heart for a few seconds before it completely disappeared and turned into a long sigh.
"Simulation." Jiang Fan pretended to have a cold face.
[Simulate you****You now know****why didn't you ****think I ****bully the system***** before****]
The dense "beep, beep, beep" sound of silencers hit the depths of Jiang Fan's mind like raindrops, with no sign of stopping.
Jiang Fan did not refute or pay attention, but just listened quietly to the system complaining.
It complained that Jiang Fan was a heartless and ungrateful person who didn't recognize the system after putting on pants. It also complained that he had no ambition and didn't think about expanding his destiny. He was simply a salted fish that could not be turned over.
It also complained that Jiang Fan had been doing nothing in recent times. Apart from giving Order Old Deng a beating in Pinocchio, he hadn't done anything substantial.
Especially since I have to see him showing off every day, and every time he claims that it’s all due to his own efforts, it’s really annoying!
But even though the system kept scolding him, Jiang Fan didn't say a word. He just stared at the glass on the table like a mute.
After a long time, perhaps the system was tired of scolding, or perhaps the system finally saw through Jiang Fan's true face.
It felt that this guy's face was thicker than the city wall, and it would be a waste of words to continue scolding him...
[Life Simulator was successfully restarted on 3.19....id: op001..host Jiang Fan, information was successfully reloaded. (艹皿艹)]
【再次温馨提示：模拟器里所经历的一切皆为系统虚假构筑，请宿主放心使用测试。(?6?7?6?3?6?7)】
[Please, love is unpredictable]
[Please select four random talents from the following to start the life simulation. ]
[If I could do it again, I would choose... (Blue): You have excellent reincarnation skills at the beginning and can choose your identity to simulate. ]
[Conan Time (white): Tomorrow could be Monday, January 1, and the day after tomorrow could be Friday, April 1. The time will be randomly reversed during the simulation.]
[Memory Star God Theme Study (Golden Legend): After reincarnation, you will randomly generate fragments of past life memories. You may write a best-selling novel "I Have a Date with Dragon Ancestor", or you may trigger "Floating Gaze" and cause the document to become garbled and your memory to become disordered. ]
[Cross-species love compatibility (purple): You can develop a special relationship with the opposite sex of a different race. ]
[For example, to confess to a mechanical life form, you need to max out the skill of making "motor oil flavored cakes" first. If you date a star core spirit, you may blow up a movie theater due to energy overload. If you marry a rich black deer, you need to trim the antlers regularly.]
[Xinghe Brand Self-heating Hot Pot (Green): Randomly obtain different numbers of Xinghe Brand Self-heating Hot Pots when you are 16 or 18 years old.]
[After consumption, you will gain 24 hours of "heat death resistance" and "abundant physical energy", but it also comes with "energy overload": every sentence you say will automatically generate a collection of Star God's quotations. ]
["Aha's Blessing/Curse (?): Every time you complete a prank, you have a chance to receive the gaze of the Happy Star God: The next three social interactions will be successful, but the target will be forced to have a colorful hair style.]
[Memory Bread 3D Printer (Blue): Eating printed bread can enhance memory, but may be mixed with strange memories. ]
[For example, suddenly becoming proficient in the jargon of the Annihilation Gang/thinking that he is Ruan Mei's lost experimental subject/having a philosophical resonance with the trash can. (Different memories will be generated depending on the world)]
[Genius Club Early Childhood Education Class (Gold): The first sentence a child learns may be "Dad, according to the 42nd edition of Beloberg's "City Builder's Manifesto", you should buy me this golden mechanical building block", otherwise he will cry and produce the light effect of protecting his life (different light effects will be produced depending on the world)]
[The days of living with Kafka (red); she will gently help you organize your closet (while filling it with dangerous weapons), sit by the window at 3 a.m. and tell you riddles, and randomly trigger the "Mom (wife) helps you solve your life's troubles" event - meaning she will use words to solve your current troubles or difficulties.]
Jiang Fan glanced up and down and thought that it was worthy of being the new version of 3.19. These entries looked different from the old ones before, and each one was very surprising.
Especially a certain cross-species love compatibility…if he were to have an affair with a Titan in the simulation…he was a little scared to think about it.
"Select [Days of Living with Kafka], [Aha's Blessing/Curse], [Memory Star God Theme Study], [Star Core Self-Heating Hot Pot], and start the simulation."
[Simulation begins... Perspective shifting.]