Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Chapter 511



Chapter 511

At this moment, Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke both stared wide-eyed at Wang Hao.

"Haozi, are you crazy? You'd do this job for a thousand yuan?"

Wang Hao chuckled sheepishly and scratched his head:

"I think it's a great deal to earn a thousand yuan just by wearing a little bit of underwear."

"After all, in our village, farming one mu of land only earns a thousand yuan a year."

Upon hearing this, both Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke shook their heads and sighed.

"Haozi, you're a tough guy!"

Qin Yu, however, broke into a wide grin and patted Wang Hao on the shoulder with a broad smile:

"Good lad, it's you I've chosen."

"By the way, did you take a shower today?"

"I've washed it!" Wang Hao nodded quickly and said.

"Don't worry, Brother Qin, I'll make sure I wash myself thoroughly before I put on my underwear."

But to everyone's surprise, Qin Yu shook his head upon hearing this and said:

"That won't do, you can't take a shower."

"Huh? Why?" Wang Hao was slightly taken aback.

"Think about it, what I want to smoke is your used underwear, that is, the little scent on you. If you take a shower, then there won't be any smell left."

"Ah..." Wang Hao's mouth opened slightly: "But I sweat a lot, won't it get very dirty if I wear it like this?"

"Don't worry, they'll smell the sweat on it and think it's Xiaoxue'er's, which will only excite them more."

The students of Jiangnan No.1 High School: "..."

At that moment, they silently mourned for three seconds for those who were about to win these used underwear.

After finalizing the decision, Qin Yu picked up the microphone, looked at the audience, and raised his hand to signal them to be quiet.

Instantly, the entire venue fell silent, leaving the host stunned.

Damn, this kid's got such influence?

"Distinguished leaders, honored guests, and viewers watching on television, good evening!"

"it is good!"

clap clap clap!

As soon as he finished speaking, the entire audience burst into enthusiastic applause.

Qin Yu, holding the microphone and wearing a gentle smile, slowly said:

"At this time of bidding farewell to the old year and welcoming the new, as winter fades and spring has yet to arrive, we gather here to celebrate the upcoming semi-finals."

At this point, Qin Yu spread his arms wide and grinned, saying:

"The spring breeze of reform sweeps across the land, and the people of Daxia are truly remarkable! Friends, I've missed you all so much!"

Everyone: "..."

What's with this strong sense of déjà vu from the Spring Festival Gala opening ceremony?

Despite the many flaws, everyone still gave Qin Yu face due to the allure of the used underwear, applauding and cheering him on.

The host standing to the side was dumbfounded, looking at Qin Yu with a completely bewildered expression.

Holy crap, why don't you be the host?

Qin Yu smiled and said:

"I won't waste any more words, I'll get straight to the main course."

"Today, I've prepared a thousand pairs of Lin Qingxue's used underwear for everyone!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the entire venue fell silent for a second, followed by a burst of applause and cheers that were many times louder than before.

"Waaaa, Qin Yu, you're my god!"

"I hereby declare that from this moment forward, Qin Yu is my great-father!"

"I was already thrilled to get Qingxue Goddess's used stockings, if I could get her used panties too, I'd be in heaven!?"

The male audience members all started howling and screaming like baboons in heat.

Lin Zhengtian, who was watching the game on TV, turned green upon hearing this.

That Qin Yu is such a jerk! He actually wants to use his daughter's worn underwear for a lottery!?

Lin Zhengtian's face turned ashen. Enraged, he hurriedly dialed Lin Qingxue's number, his expression anxious as he said:

"My dear daughter, how could you be so foolish as to agree to such a scoundrel's request from Qin Yu!"

"Did this kid threaten you? Tell Dad, and Dad will back you up."

“But his grandfather is an imperial inspector. Dad, are you sure your back can really support him?” Lin Qingxue covered her mouth and asked with a sly smile.

"Forehead……"

Lin Zhengtian's expression froze for a moment, and he awkwardly touched his nose, saying:


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