Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Chapter 508



Chapter 508

"Hello, is this the Night Patrol Division?"

Liu Damao dialed the night patrol's number.

"Yes, is there anything I can help you with?"

A lazy voice came from the other end of the phone, as if the person had just woken up.

"I'm telling you, you won't believe it, but we ran into a priest!"

"Priest?" The night watchman on the other end of the phone was clearly taken aback.

"Yes, the priests of the Divine Messenger Society seem to be ranked quite high. Their names are something like Purple, Purple, Purple Frog or something."

"Um...you mean Purple Vortex, right?"

"Hey, that's about it."

"And then what?" The night watchman's voice on the other end of the phone became noticeably serious.

Their Night Patrol Division had only recently destroyed the Divine Messenger Society's branch in Jianghang City.

The priest then appeared, which was definitely not a good omen.

"Then he said that we were one in a million peerless geniuses, and that we must be hunted down at all costs!"

Chen Wei nodded. This was indeed the style of the Divine Envoy Society, which was dedicated to hunting down human geniuses.

"And then what happened? Who came to your rescue?"

In his view, since these children were able to survive after encountering the priest, they must have been saved by some powerful figure.

"Nobody's coming to our rescue."

Liu Damao shook his head.

"No one saved you?" Chen Wei's expression froze for a moment.

"So how did you survive?"

"That was all thanks to the heroic performance of my brother and me."

Liu Damao smiled broadly and said:

"I'm not bragging, but when my brother and I join forces, it's like two swords combined. We can fight against the Martial King, and dealing with a mere Martial Marquis is a piece of cake."

As everyone at Jiangnan No. 1 Middle School listened to Liu Damao's animated boasting, the corners of their mouths twitched involuntarily.

Good grief, what does this have to do with you?

If I were to combine my wealth with that of the world's richest man, we'd be richer than a country, right?

Chen Wei, the night patrolman on the other end of the phone, was speechless upon hearing this.

"Kid, stop talking nonsense and tell the truth."

"I'm just telling the truth!"

Liu Damao spread his hands and said:

"My brother and I teamed up and took down that bastard in no time."

"hehe."

Chen Wei gave a dry laugh, looking speechless.

"May I ask what realm you are in?"

Upon hearing this, Liu Damao chuckled and scratched his head, saying:

"I am but a lowly martial arts apprentice, but my brother is ruthless!"

Chen Wei raised an eyebrow:

"Oh? Is your brother the Marquis of Wu?"

"No, he is a martial artist."

Chen Wei: "..."

"So, you're saying that you, a martial arts apprentice, and your martial arts brother teamed up to drive away a high-ranking official who was at the Martial Marquis level?"

“Yes, that’s right,” Liu Damao said matter-of-factly.

"You son of a bitch!"

Chen Wei's lips twitched violently, and his face turned ashen with anger.

"You even said that a martial arts apprentice and a martial artist teamed up to drive away a martial marquis? You might as well just say that you directly defeated the demon god. You don't even bother to think before you start bragging."

"You brat, did your teacher not give you enough homework? Are you trying to fool the Night Patrol?"

"No, I really didn't lie to you. People of Great Xia don't lie to people of Great Xia," Liu Damao said innocently.

"Get out of here, uncle!"

Chen Wei cursed and said, "Which school are you from, and what year and class are you in? I'm going to have a serious talk with your teacher!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Damao scratched his head, looking bewildered, and asked:

"I have over a dozen teachers, including math, language arts, geography, and biology teachers. Which teacher do you want to talk to?"

Chen Wei: (╬▔皿▔)

"Beep beep!!!"

He couldn't take it anymore and hung up immediately.

Hearing the other party hang up, Liu Damao put down his phone with a helpless expression and spread his hands, saying:

"I told them, but they just wouldn't believe me."

The students from Jiangnan No.1 High School couldn't help but twitch at the corners of their mouths, unsure of what to say.

Qin Yu shook his head.

"Never mind, I'll just tell my grandfather directly."

As he spoke, he took out his phone from his pocket and dialed a number.

"Hey, Grandpa."

"Big grandson, what's wrong?"


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