Quick Transmigration: Always Just a Passerby

Chapter 470 Hello, Vegetative State 4

Liu Fengping has truly returned home in glory.

Among those who kicked her out of the game in her past life were people from her village.

She planned to come and annoy the other person, preferably to their death, or at least to give them a stroke.

Also.

She also wants to visit the rose gardener.

The other person was her only good friend in the village.

When the vegetative patient arrived, one of them carried a tree on her back, and the other started growing a man-eating flower.

They were incredibly popular in the village.

"Old He, just tell me, isn't that right? Hehehe."

Liu Fengping's smile was lewd.

The banyan sapling, which had been growing from a small seedling, had grown to several meters tall and half a person's thickness, thus creating some private space for the two.

Old He took out a large dried rose petal made from fallen rose petals.

"Look, don't say I'm not a sister, even my husband wouldn't have thought of this..."

After drinking it, my whole body smells like flowers, hehehe.

Even farts, urination, and burps smell good.

The villagers, who had a minor grudge against the original owner, paced anxiously back and forth on the side.

I'm worried that I might suddenly lose my life.

I don't know where Granny Liu got her good luck from, that she was chosen and taken away by the monsters.

It's both infuriating and frightening.

The monsters took a liking to an old woman who was cursed with bad luck and had no offspring.

They didn't give these grown men any extra glances.

If someone gets too close, women will only be gently pushed away, while men may be slapped on the buttocks.

Why does this tree seem to favor females over males?

Or does it have some special quirks?

While maintaining its aloof demeanor, the banyan sapling also began to imitate its kind, developing numerous strange and unusual markings on its body.

In order to disperse the crowd.

Oh.

The main thing is to hang a large beehive on the tree.

The adults and children all quieted down.

Old He was a little envious of his old friends who could leave the village and live a simple life.

"I heard that everything in the Plant City is made of fruit? Is it true that you can't eat meat? That's like becoming a monk..."

Liu Fengping's eyelids twitched.

Wow, you guys are really big.

Without a life-or-death crisis, all they care about is food and drink.

"There is meat to eat, and there are livestock raised by people in a vegetative state. People can go and beg for some animals that have died from overfeeding, take them home, cook them, and eat them."

The bad thing is, the fruit we eat and the water we drink might be from the mutated plant itself, or it might be secretions from a vegetative state person... like dirt...

Liu Fengping couldn't help but gag.

I suddenly have a strong urge to learn about the ancestors of these people in a vegetative state.

There aren't many people in the botanical city now.

They can even survive by eating mud and dirt.

As the Plant City develops and the human population increases, people will have to cultivate their own land.

The original owner originally grew this type of staple food.

*

Old He hesitated, as if he wanted to say something but then stopped.

Finally, she leaned closer to her old friend and asked.

"Is the fruit tasty? What does the mud taste like?"

Liu Fengping handed her the small bamboo basket in his hand.

"The fruit is all here. You can grow it in the village and eat it. It's very filling."

It poses no threat to itself.

People in a vegetative state are not concerned about the development and scale of alienated plants.

They would say that humanity should go back to the Stone Age.

This way, there won't be as many pollutants in the air.

Not like now.

The vegetative patient still needs to undergo disinfection at Lanxing.

Except for the Dukul.

Even people in a vegetative state feel distressed when they see that river.

Eating, drinking, defecating, and dying all happen in one place; the innate talent of the humans of the Lanxing Du Kingdom is truly extraordinary.

Liu Fengping put aside the matter of Du Guo defecating.

He gave Rongbao a wink.

It's a subtle way of telling it to hurry up and rub off the mud.

Rongbao didn't understand the telepathic message.

"I can only rub off the bark..."

Liu Fengping offered a small suggestion.

"You can put some laxatives, sleeping pills, or farting potions on your body."

It's more impressive than rubbing tree bark with your hands.

Rongbao understood immediately.

This is for people you dislike.

The village is a mixed bag now, and even the old ladies can't keep up with the grime, so we might as well add something special. Let's teach some of the annoying people a lesson.

as predicted.

Rongbao's dirt changed hands several times, eventually ending up in the pockets of certain individuals.

But all they got in return was a basketful of farts.

There was also a room full of people who fainted from the impact of the farts.

I won't say more about what happened after that.

Liu Fengping exchanged gifts with her old friends, waved goodbye, and continued into the village with the banyan tree beside her.

You encounter someone who doesn't get along with the original owner and loves to spread rumors.

Liu Fengping crossed his arms and said a few sarcastic remarks.

Liu Fengping retaliated in the same way that the original owner had been hurt.

"Oh dear, let me see who this is. How come he's so old and hasn't enjoyed the blessings of his children and grandchildren yet?"

I think some people haven't lived long enough.

They should have ten or eight children in one pregnancy, so they can have enough daughters for their old age."

"Tsk tsk. Let me see who this is. We haven't seen each other for only a few months, but you've aged so quickly."

"Does your man still want you to sit at the table to eat?"

"Hey, isn't this the old bachelor from our village? Why is your leg lame?"

Did he fall while climbing over some widow's wall?

I think you should stop wasting your time on that earthworm down there.

Seriously, nobody likes small, soft things.

The old bachelor blushed with embarrassment.

I kind of regret spreading rumors about the other party before.

If it weren't for this strange tree nearby, he would definitely have fought with Widow Liu.

Liu Fengping kept talking.

Along with the substances shaken off by the banyan tree, the whole way was filled with nothing but mockery.

"Baby, don't make the medicine too strong and make me so angry that I die from painlessness."

Won't the villagers say she's cursed?

*

The little banyan tree nodded in agreement.

The tree branches continued to shake off the powder, but the proportions were quietly changed again and again.

A man and a tree in the village, just like that villain.

They wish they could just walk sideways.

Would village officials dare to interfere? No, they wouldn't.

The patterns on the tree are dizzying to look at.

And that enormous beehive.

The villagers began to avoid him like the plague.

As for those who were near the banyan tree, their buttocks were so swollen that they had to take off their pants and lie on the bed.

I wonder if this is how people in ancient times were punished with a cane?

Fortunately, Liu Fengping demolished his own house and left.

There was no active instigation of the vegetative state patient to harm others.

They didn't drag anyone into demanding an explanation for their past farming experiences.

Everyone watched as she arrived.

And then I watched her leave.

Old He stood at the door, ate a few fruits, buried a few more in the soil, and the rest were taken away by a group of people in work clothes.

They exchanged grain, canned goods, medicine, and toilet paper for a huge box.

Old He was completely satisfied.

I am even more grateful to my old friends.

The people of Fengping are as kind as ever.

The large rose bushes crouched furtively on the wall like climbing vines, only breathing heavily when the banyan tree disappeared.

It felt that it had learned something new.

So many ways to drive away humans!

The big rose looked at its dense thorns and let out a laugh that only it could understand.

That way, it can definitely make a person swell up before bleeding them out.

The nutritional pills for vegetative patients are a bit too comprehensive; the big rose's intelligence has actually improved significantly.

Old He can finally stop worrying about it.

Liu Fengping patted his behind and left.

They didn't care at all that the fruit they gave contained many of the herbs that have a calming effect.