webnovelfull Chapter 636 I kicked him back to the Bridge of Helplessness
Chapter 636 I kicked him back to the Bridge of Helplessness
"Manman, slow down—"
The little chef, with his three treasures plentiful, ran happily towards his yard, each hand clutching a large wild duck egg.
"Sanbao, don't trip over your own leg and fall... you'll smash my wild duck eggs on the ground."
Little Sibao Dangdang, holding a large wild duck egg in each hand, swayed his sexy little bottom and chased after Lao Huan, shouting at the top of his lungs.
"Dangdang, if you call me Sanbao again, I'll throw a wild duck egg at you—"
Sanbao Manman suddenly stopped, turned around, and angrily confronted him.
Well, the little kid held the wild duck egg in his right hand really high, making a gesture that said, "Try saying that again, and see if I dare to smash it on you."
It's such a vulgar nickname. We agreed back in the Northwest that we couldn't use such a vulgar name.
"Okay, okay... I won't call anymore, I won't call anymore—"
"Who told you to run as fast as a wolf in the Northwest? I'm not worried that you'll knock the wild duck egg out of your hand with a tumble."
"That was something that Xiao Yezi and I found with great difficulty."
Little Sibao Dangdang also came to an abrupt halt, clamping his wrists tightly up his pants, wiggling his round little bottom, and hurriedly explaining.
Hmm, my pants have fallen off. I'm holding wild duck eggs in both hands, but I can't hold onto my pants. I can only wiggle my wrists and little bottom... otherwise my pants will fall down.
"Manman, Dangdang, stop fooling around—"
"If you want to cause trouble, come here and make a scene with those wild duck eggs in your hands."
Su Nianxi, standing behind, shouted in exasperation.
We're almost home, less than forty meters away. What are you two fussing about? Don't actually break the eggs, or you'll waste our food.
"I'll go after them—"
Sixteen-year-old Quan Yilong chased after him to collect the eggs. He was almost home and couldn't afford to break them.
"what--"
"Daddy's home!!!"
"And my uncle—"
"..."
"Dad, Uncle Gu—"
Well, the sharp-eyed little fire leopard Erbao Yuanyuan saw his father returning from the army from afar and excitedly shouted; he didn't care how Sanbao Manman and Xiaosibao Dangdang were making a fuss.
moment.
"Niannian, give me the wild duck—"
Upon hearing his second son's call and seeing his beloved wife, Commander Lu Chenting, the "Living Yama," flashed over in the blink of an eye; as he spoke in his alluring deep voice, he deftly took the large wild duck from Su Nianxi's hands.
"young married woman--"
"Little Yilin, my good wife, come here, give the duck to your strong and invincible man, don't tire yourself out."
Damn it, who made that sound?
Da Bao Tuan Tuan: "!!!" Why didn't I follow Uncle Yi Long and chase after them just now?
Erbao Yuanyuan: "..." We need to ask Dangdang to give Uncle some pills, or even powdered medicine.
Haha, Gu Yiyan, this is just like when there are no outsiders around, he's really getting carried away.
"Uh..." Hearing that makes me so jealous—
Upon hearing this, Su Nianxi Baozi froze, shuddered violently, and was speechless.
"..."
"grass--"
"Gu Yiyan——"
Commander Lu Chenting, the "Living Yama," was also taken aback and involuntarily cursed silently in his heart.
"Does Chenchen usually say such disgusting things???"
Tsk, Su Nianxi immediately began to reflect. If there were any issues, she definitely had to change them; they were just too annoying.
"Gu, Brother Gu—"
"You, you, you, speak properly."
Quan Yilin, her face flushed red, lowered her head and handed over the wild duck, scolding him in a voice barely audible.
"What's wrong? What's going on?"
"Sister-in-law, sister; my little Yilin is blushing, and the blush has spread to her neck. She's embarrassed."
"Hahaha……"
Gu Yiyan, who was so annoying, was like a hopeless husky, and he even laughed loudly.
Quan Yilin: "..." The man I married, his brain...? ?? Did I marry the wrong person?
Dabao Tuantuan: “!!!”
Erbao Yuanyuan: "Uh..."
Even the naive Jeon Il-rin and her two four-year-old children were completely bewildered.
"..."
"Fur——"
"Is this a unique post-wedding syndrome experienced by people born in the 1970s?"
"Can I ask Yilin to find someone else to date???"
Hmm, listening to that carefree laughter, Deputy Commander Gu Yiyan is truly a complete idiot! Su Nianxi, whose brows furrowed instantly, shuddered and silently complained in her heart, even considering finding a new brother-in-law.
"Your uncle's——"
Seeing his wife and children frozen in shock at the idiot's wicked laughter, Commander Lu Chenting, the living Yama, who was standing ramrod straight, frowned and muttered a curse under his breath.
Immediately.
"Gu Yiyan——"
"turn back!"
"Start the race—"
Suddenly, Commander Lu Chenting, whose serious expression concealed his speechlessness, gave a thunderous command.
With a large wild duck in his hand, Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan instinctively made a perfect turn and ran without saying a word.
"Don't run!" Commander Lu Chenting's thunderous order was the kind of resounding command only given in an emergency within the military.
"W-what's wrong, Brother Lu—"
Hmm, not bad, at least he knows to ask questions while running.
Unfortunately, no one answered him. It was only because the living Yama, Commander Lu Chenting, didn't run away with him.
If Commander Lu Chenting, the living devil, doesn't let his idiot deputy commander Gu Yiyan turn around and run away soon, he'll probably ruin his newlywed wife with his antics.
"Fuck——"
"Brother Lu, have you taken the wrong medicine?"
"You yourself didn't run away—"
There was no cure for Gu Erha; he showed no sign of sudden realization or belated understanding. Standing at the door of Lu Chenting's house, the living Yama, he pointed at Commander Lu Chenting and started cursing.
"Shut up--"
"Go in."
If it weren't for their childhood friendship, the fact that Deputy Commander Gu Yiyan called him "Brother Lu," and the fact that Quan Yilin was Lu Chenting's wife and sister, Commander Lu Chenting, the living devil, would really want to deliver a lightning-fast kick and send the person in front of him flying back to the Bridge of Helplessness.
That's it……
Whoever becomes his wife, he can marry one and not let one run away; he can change wives one after another.
Hmm, as soon as he entered the house, the husky-like Deputy Commander Gu Yiyan was given a lecture by the living Yama Commander Lu Chenting in the backyard bathroom.
"Brother Lu, it's not that serious, is it?"
"me……"
"Oh no, oh no, I need to go and comfort my little Yilin."
Tsk, Gu Yiyan, the deputy regimental commander, suddenly realized what was happening. After scratching his head, he rushed to the front yard.
……
after lunch.
"Commander, sister-in-law, we've arrived."
Shen Xiaoqi, a bodyguard, and Wu Xiaosong, a serviceman, who had nowhere to go during their afternoon off, came to the family compound.
Erbao and Yuanyuan: "Uncle Shen, Uncle Wu, you're here?"
Little Four Treasures: "Quickly, quickly, you guys roll up your sleeves and come together to pluck the duck feathers. We'll have tea tree mushroom and wild duck soup together tonight."