webnovelfull Chapter 606 Mischievous, a bite of rice accompanied by a "hehe"
Chapter 606 Mischievous, a bite of rice accompanied by a "hehe"
In the evening, at the dinner table of Commander Lu Chenting, the "Living Yama".
"round and round--"
The little chef, having just shoveled a mouthful of rice into his mouth, mumbled something indistinctly.
"..."
Da Bao Tuan Tuan, who was usually very concise with words, politely stopped using his chopsticks in his chubby little hands, looked up at San Bao Man Man, blinked his bright eyes, and waited for San Bao Man Man to continue.
"Speak!"
"Why did you stop?"
Little Fire Leopard Erbao Yuanyuan, who was crunching loudly while eating cucumber salad, couldn't stand Dabao Tuantuan and Sanbao's constant Tai Chi-like banter and urged them impatiently in her childish voice.
Well, among the four little ones, Erbao Yuanyuan has the most impatient temper.
"Hey Manman, stop being so effeminate—"
"Speak your mind, or shut up!"
Little Sibao, who had just taken a sip of wild duck soup, joined the chorus of urging others to hurry up, his dimples barely visible.
"Mother's cries!!!"
"Spit it out!!"
"What nonsense is this? Who taught you that?"
"Tsk, Dangdang's been talking strangely these past few days."
Su Nianxi, her delicate eyebrows furrowed, glanced disdainfully at her little son (Little Fourth Treasure Dangdang), and secretly grumbled to herself.
"We have to remind you—"
It's Su Nianxi Baozi's habit to nip any bad signs in the bud.
"Dangdang, who did you learn the phrase 'niang'erjiji' from?"
"Those are not words for children to use, you can't say them anymore."
With a sweet and gentle voice, Su Nianxi gently placed the chopsticks on the rim of her bowl and carefully reminded and educated Xiao Sibao Dangdang.
"..."
"Oh no, your little mouth is like a motorcycle, it's too fast, it's babbling—"
"I've completely forgotten about Xiao Xixi."
Little Sibao immediately shrank back, stuck out his little tongue at Su Nianxi, and silently opened his heart.
“Little Xixi didn’t learn this from anyone.”
"Dangdang remembers, and will never say it again—"
This little rascal always says one thing and does another. When he's wrong, he'll sweet-talk his way out of it and promise to "correct" it, then he'll accept the "good kid" badge first.
"Manman, what were you trying to say?"
"Little Xixi, don't interrupt."
Little Fire Leopard Erbao Yuanyuan, with his impatient nature, has developed a habit of not listening to half of what is said, so he once again spoke in his babyish voice.
"Tiger—"
"She's giving you that accusing look, silly Yuanyuan, didn't you notice?"
"You're still asking so eagerly?"
The thoughtful Su Nianxi felt a surge of pride for the little fire leopard, Erbao Yuanyuan.
"Cough-cough-"
Sanbao Manman cleared his throat and gave Erbao Yuanyuan a mischievous look that said, "Get ready!"
“Yuanyuan, then I’ll ask you all I want.”
“These past few days, we’ve been given large wild ducks, but why do the wild ducks you bring home always inexplicably turn into smaller ones?”
Give me a reasonable explanation!
The little chef, with his three treasures, instantly adopted an adult demeanor, crossing his short arms and questioning unhappily.
Hmm, these past few days it's been my strong second child, Yuanyuan, carrying ducks and eggs home.
"It's over—"
"Have we been discovered?"
Erbao Yuanyuan's thick eyebrows twitched, her heart pounding with unease, a silent sense of foreboding creeping in.
Well, the quick-witted Erbao Yuanyuan shoveled down two mouthfuls of rice to calm her nerves.
"Is there still this?"
Surrounded by the four little treasures, Su Nianxi, who was like a little sister, was completely unaware and exclaimed in a sweet and soft voice of surprise.
"Manman, that big wild duck was already eaten by Yuanyuan's three brothers-in-law, and it all turned into excrement. At this time, the excrement was already fermenting in the cesspool."
"What are you asking for? Why are you only asking now—"
"Little Four Treasures, Dangdang," said without a hint of disgust at the dinner table.
"!!!"
I want to vomit—
The taciturn Da Bao Tuan Tuan's small, sword-like eyebrows furrowed slightly as he harbored ill intentions.
The pampered Da Bao Tuan Tuan tightened his grip on the small soup spoon in his right hand, his "little master is very unhappy" gaze sharply sweeping over Xiao Si Bao Dang Dang, who was sitting opposite him, acting as if nothing had happened, and still deftly feeding himself cucumber salad.
Well, the outspoken little Sibao didn't see it and continued crunching away in his little mouth.
Su Nianxi, who was immediately feeling nauseous, called out, "Ding-ding, time to eat!"
The three treasures are equally disgusting, "You disgusting bastard—"
"I know, I know—"
"Really, Yuanyuan secretly swapped the wild ducks, and Manman brought it up first. I was just adding to the story and stating the facts, right, Tuantuan?"
"After you finish eating, won't you also poop—"
"They're all got dirty minds, it's my fault..."
These past few days, my little darling Dangdang has been letting loose a bit, chattering away. And here he is, quite confidently, rambling on and on.
"No, stop—"
"Dangdang, don't bring up other things."
"What did you just mean by saying Yuanyuan has three brothers-in-law???"
"Little one, how did her brother-in-law end up in the picture—"
They almost got sidetracked again. Realizing what had happened, Su Nianxi immediately turned around and asked.
"Dangdang is talking nonsense—"
The nervous little fire leopard, Erbao Yuanyuan, immediately retorted at the top of her lungs.
"I'm not talking nonsense—"
"It is there, and you will have it."
"Little Xixi, let me tell you something—"
"Your son (Yuanyuan) is love-struck!!!"
Faced with the facts, we must definitely defeat Erbao Yuanyuan. Xiaosibao Dangdang, standing on the stool with his short arms on his hips, is ready to fight with full force.
"..."
“What——”
"Brother-in-law @Love-obsessed!!!"
"What have I missed these past few days, sister?"
Su Nianxi, holding a mouthful of rice in her mouth, suddenly widened her watery eyes, puffed out her cheeks, and mechanically turned her head to look at Erbao Yuanyuan, who had made a mistake and was now blushing red. She silently grumbled to herself.
"Is that being love-struck???"
Unable to find anything to say, Da Bao Tuan Tuan secretly grumbled to herself, while she and the quick-witted Little Chef San Bao Man Man exchanged a knowing glance.
Da Bao Tuan Tuan, who didn't want to participate, lowered his head and continued eating his dinner; as long as his younger brothers were happy, that was all that mattered.
"hey-hey--"
Sanbao Manman, who had long seen through but not fully understood, was mischievous. With a bite of rice and a "hehe," he let's go eat some melon seeds!
Hmm, the excited little Dangdang has even put his short right leg on the table, and his left hand is pointing at the little fire leopard, Yuanyuan, urging him to keep it up!
The little guy has been completely let loose.
"Little Xixi, you have no idea."
“These past few days, Yuanyuan has not only exchanged the large wild ducks he was given for small wild ducks, but he has also exchanged the large wild duck eggs he was given for small ones.”
"They were all given to his little baby's girlfriend, Xiao Yezi."
"Every time, he'd act like a complete idiot, getting led aside by that little leaf and having her pick and choose among the ducks and eggs—"