Chapter 135 Let Me Spray You First
Chapter 135 Let Me Spray You First
"Cut! Xu Wuyang, please go aside first. We'll make up some shots later.
"Cheng Yuan, come here first, let me spray you first!" Director Zhao Zhuang's face was ashen, and he was obviously preparing a big move.
Now whoever gets close to him will die, and everyone wants to stay two miles away from him for fear of being affected.
Cheng Yuan looked pale, and it was obvious that he had anticipated the kind of storm he would face.
"director…"
Zhao Zhuang looked at Cheng Yuan standing in front of him, closed his eyes and began to think.
"Cheng Yuan, what do you think this place is?" Zhao Zhuang began to ask soul-searching questions.
"On the set..." Cheng Yuan was getting a little impatient after being scolded every day.
But he had used a lot of connections to get this role, so it was impossible for him to give it up.
Zhao Zhuang sneered.
"You know this is a film set, but if you don't know, you might think you're at a temple fair. Why are you forced to perform a shaman dance?
Did your martial arts instructor not teach you? Or is it that your cerebellum is underdeveloped, causing your limbs to be so tangled and twisted!
Even a pig can learn these few moves, so if you can’t, don’t act it out!
Just get into the jar and let you play the role of the human pig, okay?
Also, can't you manage your facial expressions? Do you have to make each of your facial features stand out? What's going on? Are you getting divorced?"
Cheng Yuan's face was blue and purple, looking very ugly. He turned around and saw Xu Wuyang watching the show while holding a bottle of milk.
This situation became increasingly embarrassing, and the dissatisfaction that had been pent up for many days suddenly erupted.
"Director, how do you want to act this out? This isn't right, that isn't right. Aren't you deliberately targeting me?"
"I'm targeting you?" Zhao Zhuang laughed angrily, "And I'm telling you how to act?
Don't you have any pre-job training before you start working? What do you need me as a director for?
The nuclear bomb is about to explode, and you ask me about the principles of nuclear reactors? Don't be ridiculous!
I'm targeting you? Why am I targeting you and not others?
Go back and act it out in front of the mirror. If you don’t have nightmares after that, I’ll call you daddy!
Apart from anything else, if you had half the acting skills of Xu Wuyang, I wouldn't be so angry! "
Xu Wuyang, who was quietly enjoying the show, was suddenly called out and choked on his milk.
I cursed in my heart, "Damn it! Director, you can criticize him if you want, but don't bring me down with you!"
Xu Wuyang quickly took two steps back, disappeared into the crowd, and silently chanted "Buddha Rice Cake" in his heart.
"If you want to take something, take Cheng Yuan's life, don't take mine~"
Cheng Yuan had been living a life of luxury since childhood. He was the most favored grandchild in the family and had never suffered such grievances.
Now, he was being scolded like this in front of his Crush Xu Wuyang, and he immediately became angry.
"Since Director Zhao doesn't like me, then find someone else to play the role!"
After saying that, he was still a little angry and kicked the director's chair.
"Heh~ If you don't act, there are plenty of things you can do. Your acting isn't great, but you have a bad temper!"
Zhao Zhuang has a quick temper. When two people with bad tempers are put together, the power is no less than nuclear fission.
After saying that, he kicked the chair hard again. The poor chair shook twice and then fell to the ground completely.
Now, the actors and director are all angry. How can this movie be filmed?
It has been filming for so long, if we change the actors now, the filming progress will definitely not keep up.
Zhao Zhuang is the type of person who only deals with the matter and not the person. He will just let it go after being scolded and won't take it to heart.
Look, he just took the time to get a glass of water and came back to shoot again. He didn't look as fierce as before.
"We're ready to start filming. Are you all set?"
Zhao Zhuang unscrewed the thermos, blew on the rim, and took a sip.
"Director, Teacher Cheng hasn't come back yet," the staff member said in a low voice.
"Where has he been? He's still hanging around when filming has already started!"
The staff member looked embarrassed, always feeling that he had one more memory than the other party.
"This...director..."
As he spoke, he pointed to the overturned chair on the ground, trying to awaken the other person's memory.
Zhao Zhuang glanced at the chair, nodded, reached out to straighten it, and sat down very naturally.
Turning my head to look into the distance, I saw Xu Wuyang lying on a recliner, playing with his mobile phone very comfortably.
The look of enjoyment on his face makes people feel that he has earned enough money for retirement and no longer needs to work hard.
This has hurt the self-esteem of the working class, and it is truly intolerable.
Xu Wuyang was chatting with his good brother Xie Ruantian at this time.
Xie Ruantian: Brother, I have a question for you!
Wuyang: You say.
Xie Ruantian: Are you straight?
Xu Wuyang was stunned. He didn't expect the other party to ask this, and replied without hesitation.
Wu Yang: Of course, brother! I'm straighter than Tianfu Avenue! What's wrong?
Xie Ruantian: No, just asking casually.
Wuyang: Aren’t you? [Shocked]
After Xu Wuyang sent this message, he saw that the other party was still typing, and he thought that the other party was planning some big move.
Xie Ruantian: How is that possible! You are all straight, so I must be straight!
Xu Wuyang always felt that there was something illogical about this statement, but he couldn't put it into words.
"Xiao Yan! Go and call Cheng Yuan back for me!"
Xu Wuyang: “???”
Xu Wuyang looked confused and pointed at his nose to confirm with the director.
Zhao Zhuang waved at him with his hand behind his back, urging him to hurry up.
Xu Wuyang folded the blanket and went to find Cheng Yuan with a reluctant look on his face.
At this time, Cheng Yuan was sitting in his RV, surrounded by people who were trying to persuade him.
But he was obviously extremely angry. He didn't listen to anything else and just kept venting.
"You all heard how rude that idiotic bald guy was, always asking me to endure it, but today I won't endure it anymore.
If he has the ability, he can find another one. I don’t believe it!
It wasn't me who had the final say on which movie to film before, but why does he start complaining when it comes to him?
Isn’t he just male No. 4? Is there any need to be so serious about it?
Damn it! You idiot! You bald bastard!
As a result, just after he finished cursing, he turned around and saw Xu Wuyang standing next to the car.
Cheng Yuan's expression suddenly froze. He didn't expect that Xu Wuyang would see his irritable side.
I felt a little embarrassed for a moment, and subconsciously swallowed my saliva, trying to save my image.
"Yan Yan, why are you..."
Xu Wuyang didn't intend to argue with him too much, and said directly: "The director asked me to come over and tell you to go back!"
Cheng Yuan didn't expect this to be the reason. He thought Xu Wuyang came to comfort him.
But it’s wrong to think about it.
There were so many people on the set, why did they choose to call Xu Wuyang over to call him?
Could this be an excuse the other party deliberately made up to come and see me?
The more I thought about it, the more it made sense, and the haze was swept away.
Xu Wuyang conveyed the message and didn't want to stay any longer, so he turned around and walked back.
Unexpectedly, Cheng Yuan hugged her from behind.
"I knew you cared about me!"
Xu Wuyang: “!!!”
"Fuck you! Who are you hugging? I care about your mother!"
Xu Wuyang cursed loudly and threw him to the ground with his backhand.
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