Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

Chapter 122: Geto Suguru’s Disaster Day (Part 1)

Gojo Satoru's request was ruthlessly rejected by Geto Suguru, but Geto Suguru's request was ruthlessly rejected by Geto Suguru's mother.

After repeated refusals, Mother Xiayou still insisted on keeping us.

"Jay's mother is the type who is gentle but won't let you down."

Upon learning that he had to stay for dinner, Gojo Satoru sat back on his chair and said this in a tone that seemed helpless but was actually proud.

"I wonder if I can get some of Jie's childhood stories at the dinner table." I leaned against the bed behind me, looked up at the ceiling of Xiayou Jie's room, and thought: "There should be some photos of Jie's childhood in his bookcase, right?"

“Ah!” Gojo Satoru clasped his hands together and looked towards the wall. “Maybe there are photos of him running naked on the lawn, or falling down and crying!”

"What era's stereotype are you from?"

Xia Yu Jason said helplessly: "I just grew up in a very ordinary way. Do you still expect me to have a drifting fantasy journey?"

"Eh~" Gojo Satoru put his head on the back of the chair, "You grew up ordinary? Then you are really lucky."

“There must be some childhood photos, right?” Gojo Satoru’s eyes were always in the direction of the bookcase, and his hands were ready to move.

"To be honest, I kind of want to see it, too."

This is a scene that has never been shown in anime. The childhood version of Geto Suguru. If it were put into the game, it could become a collector's edition CG!

"There's really nothing I can do against you."

He walked over to the bookcase, and Gojo Satoru and I squatted down on either side of him, looking inside expectantly.

Xia Yujie's hand was halfway extended when he froze for some reason.

"Well, just sit back in your seats and I'll get it for you."

"How suspicious..." Gojo Satoru commented sharply, "You must have hidden something shameful in here!"

"Nothing!" Xia Youjie said, "Nothing at all, just sit back down..."

He was caught off guard by Gojo Satoru's arm, who turned around and said to me, "Zenyuan, open the cabinet quickly and see what's inside."

"Hey, Wu, let me go!" Xia Youjie struggled violently.

Before I could say anything, the two of them had already started a fierce fight in the room, and they were getting further and further away from the cabinet.

It seems that Geto Xiayou no longer has the energy to pay attention to me.

So I opened the cabinet door with peace of mind and started exploring inside.

Hmm...it looks like there's nothing wrong?

The first layer contains some serious books judging by the cover titles, the second layer contains some magazines and albums, and the third layer is the photo album.

The two magazines he had just casually stuffed in horizontally were also in there, with the pages stacked crosswise, lying unsteadily on the album, and fell down because of his movement.

I reached out to pick it up, and then I saw the contents of the magazine hidden underneath.

"........"

It's an unhealthy photo magazine...

The sexy girl, wearing a swimsuit with not much fabric, sitting on the beach and posing in various ways, really looks like something that a teenage boy would dream of...

"What is it?" When Gojo Satoru saw that I was holding a magazine in my hand, he didn't even care about Geto Suguru, and nimbly dodged his hand and ran straight towards me.

"Stop right there!" Xia Youjie chased after Gojo Satoru with gritted teeth, and from his tone it seemed like he wanted to cut him into pieces.

"Wait a minute, don't all come running over here."

Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru are both 185cm tall, much taller than me. Now they are rushing towards me from the left and right at the same time, and I have no place to hide.

Realizing that they just wanted what I had in my hand, I simply threw the magazine in the other direction and broke through the middle.

It turned out to be a step too late.

Gojo Satoru lost his balance after being grabbed by Geto Suguru's ankle and fell on me in a big shape.

Geto Suguru was not in a much better situation. The moment Gojo Satoru fell to the ground, he was swept over with his other foot, successfully making him lose his balance and then fall on top of Gojo Satoru.

I was held down by two men weighing more than 140 kilograms, and I could only endure it silently: "......"

Damn it, if this body of mine wasn't the gender-changed Fushiguro Shigeru, those two blows would have been enough to kill me.

But the disaster is not over at this moment.

The magazine flew in the air to the door, but no sound of it falling to the ground was heard.

Outside of Xiayou Jie's room, his father's voice came, "Jie, lunch is ready, you and your friends..."

He stopped stiffly in the middle of his words.

I turned my head to look.

I found that the magazine was thrown right onto Getsu's father.

He picked it up and turned it over twice.

Then he lowered his head in silence, staring blankly at ourselves who had been stacked like hamburgers.

"......"

"Uh hehehe..." He calmly put the magazine at the door, took a step back, and said, "Jie, your mother and I are waiting for you downstairs, come down when you are ready."

"By the way." Before leaving, he said in a complicated tone, "Dad was also at this age, you don't have to feel embarrassed, just do everything as usual."

Geto Summer Oil: “….”

The air was dead silent.

“Hey…” I said weakly at the bottom, “When are you going to get up? I’m almost dying.”

Gojo Satoru's muscles were soft, but his elbow hit my stomach and it hurt.

Xia Youjie sat up in autism, holding his head and said in pain: "I shouldn't have come back... I should have killed Wu before I came back!"

To be honest, I was a little touched that he didn't even think of killing me at this moment.

but.......

"Puchi..." I couldn't help but burst out laughing, "Hahahahahahahaha......."

His back froze.

"It's not that bad." I said, trying not to laugh. "It's not something particularly outrageous. Don't be so nervous."

Gojo Satoru went over, picked up the magazine, flipped through it, and said mockingly, "Jay, you are so useless. A magazine of this level has forced you to be like this. You are so lame!"

After reading it for a while, he put down the magazine and said proudly: "As expected, I still like Inoue Kazuka more~"

Xia Youjie turned his head to look at him in shock, "Satoru, don't you have any sense of shame? At least behave yourself in front of the Zen master."

"It's okay." I waved my hand and said, "Don't you see his ears are red?"

"He appears to be strong but is actually weak. He is just pretending. In fact, you two are the same."

Gojo Satoru: “Stare…”

Xia Youjie: "Stare......"

"Why?" I said, "Just telling the truth."

"Hasn't the Zen master been single since birth?" He asked, "Why do you seem to know so much?"

Uh... because I live in an information-rich age, even if I haven't eaten pork, I have seen pigs run. How can I compare with you guys who lived ten years ago?

"You're just pretending!" Gojo Satoru was not convinced at all, "You actually don't know anything!"

"Who said that?" I said with disdain, "I'm not a brat like you who lacks basic common sense."

"That's enough... stop arguing." Xia Youjie said numbly, "Let's go downstairs and eat."